Now look at them yo yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free

That ain't working that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

See the little faggot
With the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

Move, move...
Yeah
We gotta move these refrigerators
Look at them, look up...

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums,

Look at that mama,
She got it sticking in the cameraman
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?

Banging on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Now that ain't working that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothing
Get your chicks for free

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
Give it up, give it up

That ain't working that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV

That ain't working that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Money for nothing chicks for free
Money for nothing chicks for free
Money for nothing chicks for free

Money for nothing chicks for free
Money for nothing chicks for free
Money for nothing chicks for free
Give it up, Give it up...